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How To Have A Great One-Night-Stand Of Sexuality Madness Without Getting Yourself Into Trouble ? (Part 1 - Identifying The Undesirables)

I bet most girls will hate me for writing these, but anyway, as far as I'm concerned I will just...

Sell The Foxes And Ignored The Dogs !

But, before I reveal my secret technique of picking-up girls, you will need to learn how to identify the different type of girls you will encounter in a disco-club. So in this post I will begin with the undesirable types of girls which you should be avoiding if at all humanly possible, because you will be just wasting your time.

The following are what I, the Bad Blogger, personally classify as the undesirable types of girls:

The Guy Hater :

The guy-hater are girls that had some negative or bad experiences with the opposite sex and because they have been hurt or been cheater, their pig-headed mind will always think all guys are...

Absolutely Bastards !

This type of girl will dress up normally while sitting down with a stone face, rejecting any glance from any guy. Well, I had approach this type of girl before. The outcome was a bad experience, in fact I still remember a few of their faces if I met them on the street. You see, the first time I try to start a conversation with them, their action seems to be telling me to...

"Get Off !"

They will just either ignored, turning their head away from you or say only two words... either 'yes' or 'no,' like as though you are a judge asking question. Believe it or not, no matter what sort of approach you use, how God-Damn good looking you are, how God-Damn friendly you act, or how God-Damn rich you are, you will definitely get a rejected answer in the end.

Now listen: If you ever run into this type of girl, make sure you don't try to get even with her by putting her down and showing anger towards her. Believe me, she might even love that and there is nothing she would like better then seeing you...

Get Bent Out Of Shape !

Well, by making you unhappy, it just makes her happy to see you suffer, till today I still doesn't know why the hell these type of girl go to a disco-clubs, most probably I'll never be able to figure it out. Can you?

Simply ignored her rejection towards you and rest assured, you will not run into this type of girl often, unless you are a God damn unlucky dude. Anyway there are still plenty of girl who want to meet and mingle with you, so...

Move On !

The Guy-Teaser :

You will see this type of girl not just in disco-clubs, in fact in all areas of your life such as in school, college, work place or shopping place, etc... Below are some tips to identify them, and avoid them if you just want to get...

Laid For One Night !

• She will usually wear very sexy tight clothing, in fact, she might even wear see-tru material clothing, exposing her breast or nipples. She will use her sexy clothing to attract you, but when you try to approach her, she will address you with the attitude of...

"You Can Look But You Better Not Touch !"

• Another type of guy-teaser, is she will dance like an exotic dancer, thrusting her hips back and forth and shaking her breast up and down, fooling you into thinking she is an easy going girl. Believe it or not, she gets her trill by turning on as many guys as possible on the dance floor, but has no intention whatsoever of getting...

Pick-Up Or Meeting Anyone !

• This one really makes me real mad. There was a few times, when I ask a hot and sexy girl for a dance, she accepts and we start dancing. Our bodies meet and she start contacting her hips at my already turn on little hobbit, all the time I thought she was horny and ready to get pick-up for a one-Night Stand, but when the song ends, she said, "thank you" and in seconds she...

Walks Away And Disappear Into The Crowd !

• This is by far the worst experience I had. I meet a girl from one of the disco-club I go, she will sit and drink with me and dance the whole night long. I taught she is really a good pick-up and I get the impression she might come home with me for a one-night-stand, but when I ask her to go to my home, she give a negative answer and when I ask for her phone number and here's what she reply...

"I Don't Give Out My Phone Numbers To Anyone I Just Met !"

The Drinkaholic Girl :

This type of girl uses a guy like a fool to support her drinking habit. Believe it or not, this type of girl are very brave and she will even come right up to you and ask you, "Would you buy me a drink?" upon meeting you. I bet you won't say no. She will literally chat with you, and before you know it, she will ask if she can had another drink.

This all can be to your advantage or disadvantage. On the positive side, she might go home with you in exchange for buying her drinks, as she is getting loaded that you might as well take her home and had a one-night-stand with her, but having sex with a drunk girl is not my style, anyway if you think you can handle...

You Can Try !

On the negative side, she might just use you to buy her drinks and then blow off and leave the disco-club to find another fool like you to target again. In my opinion, use your better judgment before you start dishing out constant flow of cash on buying her a drink, you could be taken for a ...

Bad Experience Roller-Coaster Ride !

The Dancing Girl :

This type of girl, is most probably married or going out with her boyfriend. This would explain why she just want to dance and go home. Even if she is married or had a boyfriend, you will still had a chance of picking her up, but your disadvantage is that she might just want to remain...

Faithful To Her Love One !

So if you really want to get her for one-night-stand, the only way that I can think of, is to dance with her a few nights if humanly possible, may be after a few night of dancing together, before you know she might have other things in her mind beside dancing.

Anyway, I  recommend you not to waste too much time on this type of girl, as getting her to go to bed with you, chances are very low, unless you are lucky...

I Will Congrats You !

Out With Girls Night :

This type of girl usually goes to disco-clubs in groups of 4 or more to socialize among themselves, in fact they may be singles, married or both. It is rather difficult to pick-up a girl in a group more then 3.  Sometime they might play a fool with you, by starring at you, as though they are interested in you, when you approach, and try to communicate with them, they will just said...

"Sorry We Are Not Interested In You ! "

And when you walk away they will laugh among themselves. The worst part is, if you ever mix with a group of women who are married, you are really going into a dead end street. They shouldn't be there in the first place. What if her husband walks into the disco-club and saw you with her wife? This can spell trouble. Let me warn you...

Stay Away From Married Women !

The Gold Digger Girl :

If you are not financial wealthy, you will never get to know any gold-digger girl. If you are a rich jerk, most probably she will get attracted by you. A gold-digger girl are very smart, she will sit and walk around to observe how many drinks a guy on any table had brought.

She will even ask you to buy her drinks, as she will get the chance of seeing you opening your wallet to reveal how much money or credit card you had. Obviously, this type of girl might go home with you, if you are really rich, but I seriously recommend not to if you are rich, as they will dig deeper into the hole and put you into that...

God-Damn Empty Hole Leaving You Alone !

About the Author

The Bad Blogger also known as "The Strange Kind Of Dude" is a blogger who blogs about Sexual Related Stuff, you can read his collection of written sexual blog post by going directly to http://www.thebadblogger.com/category/sexual-secrets. You may freely reprint or redistribute this article, provided the content and links are left intact !

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